This car ruled the road. Leather smoother than a mafia deal, chrome that gleamed like a blade, a V8 louder than a debt collector.
But all kings fall. And betrayal? It came from under the hood.
Out in the dusty nowhere of Australia, The Boss faced the ultimate betrayal… from his car.
One rusty door. A bumper held together with duct tape. And just like that—SWIPE LEFT.
She didn’t say no to him… she said no to his car.
But heartbreak turned to hustle.
💀 A breakup text from CarDeath.com.au.
🚛 A tow truck with $400 cash.
🔥 Fresh kicks. New pics. Revenge in full drip.
Late to the meeting. Smoke from the Cadillac. Excuses? Unacceptable.
“Sorry is what weak men say.” – Vito Corleone
So they made the call. Not to a mechanic… but a hitman.
🔪 Burner phone.
☠ Skeleton mask.
💀 One scythe-wielding executioner from CarDeath.com.au
The engine growled. The radio chanted in Latin. The check engine light said “HELL.”
But this wasn’t a repair job—it was an exorcism.
🪦 Enter Dave: leather jacket, holy antifreeze, and a wrench-shaped cross.
💸 One slam of $400 on the dash and the demon fled.
*We’re not your mechanic. We’re your closure. And yes — it’s personal.
Kill Your Car Now
Tell us where your traitor vehicle is hiding. VIN or no VIN — we’ll find it.
If it bleeds, we pay. Instant approval and instant regret relief (with cash).
Chainsaw. Claw. Crusher. Flamethrower. You name it — we end it.
Where others see junk, we see justice. Kill the car. Keep the cash.
KILL IT NOWNo repairs. No redemption. Just swift, cold automotive justice — the kind that ends in flames, not warranties.
KILL YOUR CAR NOW
We asked our ex-car owners how it felt. Here’s what they screamed.
“Left me for dead in Cooma. CarDeath? Gave me closure and cash.”
Jason M.
Ex-owner of a ‘99 betrayal
“My engine died. I got paid. No more drama, just dollars.”
Vanessa L.
Former Honda hostage
“Chainsawed the past. Got cash and peace. 10/10.”
Angelo R.
Survivor of an ‘05 betrayal
Yes. We’re not the DMV. If it rolls (or even if it doesn’t), we’ll take it.
Depends on the car’s betrayal level. The worse the backstab, the better the bounty.
Chainsaws, crushers, and poetic justice. Yes — and we enjoy it too much.
Most of Australia. If your car betrayed you in the outback, we’ll still find it.
We haunt every corner of Australia. If there’s a car begging for closure — we’re already there.
